lawrence34's Rants

Added 4 years ago
I think girls like Jews. These men tend to be a bit controlling, and I find that girls like that too. Maybe not too much control, but just enough to feel wanted.
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
If you want a husband, don’t pick me. I won’t be very good at it, and I think those who know that should be honest.
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
Can’t even imagine the pain. Only one girl let me do it. Any takers?
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
Mine is ugly and so is yours. But, boy do they work some magic.
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
Shut your fucking trap when you’re in line. You aren’t focused, and we all have to wait for you to get it together.
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
Directions for everything need to be shorter. Sum it up…some ppl have ADD.
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
Stop calling Obama the first black president. He’s mixed fart heads, so he’s the first mixed president.
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
What the hell is WeTV? Girls watch it, I know that much, but don’t they already have lifetime?
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 lawrence34
Added 4 years ago
I have more than 50 tattoos, and girls love it. I get weird looks from old people, but idc. Stop looking if you don’t like.
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 lawrence34