I can’t stand it when kids come up to me and ask so many questions. I don’t want to talk to you.

I live with my sister and her husband and I can’t stand them. They expect me to be the maid, so they leave all their trash everywhere and they haven’t washed dishes in MONTHS. We both pay to live here so we both need to…

I can’t understand anything. Why is it so freaking complicated?

I hate doctors. Especially in hospitals because they’re too eager to diagnose you. There could be nothing wrong with you, but they’ll say otherwise for money.

This movie is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I usually get terrified from movies like this but I was making fun of it the whole time. As a comedy, it’s great. As a scary movie, it’s terrible.

I swear the show was written by 12 year olds because that’s the only age group who finds the jokes funny. Nothing makes sense. It’s so annoying.

I swear if they don’t get somebody out here to fix my wifi, I’m going to go insane.

why can’t I live at home freeloading like I did as a teenager?

What is with those lips?

I cannot wait to get Obama out of office