Why? Doesn’t it make you itch? Don’t you feel like the health dept should be called when you welcome a rodent in the home?

We are being toyed with everyone. When the printer ink box says you will get 400 pages from one cartridge…it really means 4 pages plus a POSSIBLE 100 more.

Too many people are mean for no reason. If you hate life so much, stay home fuck face until you exit this life.

Nothing better than a nice day farmer’s market hopping in NY. Just wish people didn’t scratch, then touch all the goods. Dirty bastards.

Why are there so many? Even worse, why are there so many that want payment for naked butt holes? Porn hub is all you need…free, free, free!

Turkey bacon rules. I think it tastes almost as good as regular bacon. BUT, the turkey bacon people need a better presentation. It looks gross raw, kind of like scotch tape with skid marks.

What’s with the bacon craze everywhere? Bacon vodka, donuts, perfume…. Tastes good when it’s crunchy and bacony…but leave it there.

NY has some of the best food in the world. The variety and creativity involved are wonderful. Sometimes, it’s annoying when the tourists get all touristy when they eat with us.

Met a girl with an ex who randomly converted to Judaism. The decision to do so isn’t the issue. The issue is that he hid it from her (while they were a couple), and sees nothing wrong with it. Everyone…be honest about who you are!

I hope deserving people actually go to hell. What if hell isn’t real? Then, what would we say to sucky people? Maybe, just go to a bad place.