stephd's Rants

Added 7 years ago
Men…be sure to wash your balls. We wash our lady balls, so please stop thinking your things don’t stink!
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
Gas is too darn expensive. I say we try to flinstone it and see what happens.
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
I always feel great when a fast food employee is pleasant. It shows that they are simply grateful to be employed, even if the position isn’t ideal. Remember to be nice to them when they are nice to you. Most customers seem to be meanies.
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
Don’t own a horse (or any animal) if you can’t afford to care for them properly. It isn’t fair, and you suck for thinking it looks cool to own a horse when you’re broke.
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
What’s the point of one fish in a bowl? An aquarium rules, but isn’t one fish dull?
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
I think it would be really awesome if people didn’t allow their shedding cats to lie all over the couch before company arrives. I am so sick of going to a cat owner’s house, just to leave with a furry ass.
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
Why do some ppl think their home doesn’t smell when they actually never wash their dogs? Dogs need baths too stinky.
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
Has anyone seen the video with the mice running around on donuts late at night? Some were sort of humping. I wonder if that’s where the glaze comes from.
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 stephd
Added 7 years ago
I visited a friend recently, and saw a mouse scurry through the kitchen. I panicked and left, but she was fine. She claimed it to be “normal” in NYC. I don;t think it’s normal anywhere.
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 stephd