Even though I am college educated in the “traditional” sense, I don’t understand why many dump on people who choose the online route. So what, at least they are doing it!

Not sure why NY seems to have an insane overpopulation of birds. All in one day, I stepped in shit and had shit on my pants (no it wasn’t mine).

I really wish there was a way to pay a monthly fee to have the internet anywhere in the country. You would have an original password, and if you don’t pay the monthly fee, access would be denied all over. Wouldn’t this be easier?

Huge wino here…and NY has some of the best wine bars around. But, for those of you in the bar who don’t know much about wine, stop pretending because you sound stupid! Don’t try to impress anyone. I don’t know much about wine, yet, I…

Sometimes I wonder why tellers in NY act as if it hurts to smile. No one forced you to work in a bank, where you have to handle more money than you’ll likely ever see in your personal account. If you hate it, quit, and…

People don’t have enough fun these days, and it’s annoying. I challenge everyone to play the penis game with someone else tomorrow. All you have to do is say the word penis, and the next person has to say it a little louder (in public).…

I apologize in advance to all of the cat lovers out there. But, don’t they just seem a little demonic?! C’mon, they are pretty messed up!

My mom sucks! She has always spoiled me, but not without making it clear that she never planned to have kids! Who does that?

So, what do you think? Should marriages be for LIFE, or should they have 5 year contracts with the option to renew?!

Not a friendship because I just met the person, she calls me her friend so I feel like I HAVE to say it back. I say I don’t like to talk on the phone much, I prefer text, but she still calls almost everyday. I…