Recent Rants
- SUBWAY SMELL
- All Lives Matter
- WEAR A MASK – DON”T BE A MASKHOLE!
- Trash in NYC
- Panhandlers: I don’t have any money!
- Crosstown Bus
- elections
- 2nd Chances
- apple
- Pet Pigs
- Why “Friend” me when you’re not my friend?
- Goldfish Food
- Cell phones
- Crazy man
- kissing with food
- yelling
- In-laws
- Greedy dates
- Sweats and shoes
- Nurses
- HEADLESS HOMELESS
- Take Off your Backpack and Step in
- VOTE YOU LAZY BASTARDS
- WINDOWS 10 ANTI-CHEAT FEATURE IS FINALLY OUT
- Windows 10: Thanks but no thanks
- 2nd amendment
- Laptop
- OUR MAYOR
- PARIS
- Keep Commercials G-rated During Family-friendly Programs
- Keep the Air on
- CURB Your Dog!
- I do not need to see your birthday suit
- We’ve All been Trumped
- Give Me The Wave!
- Be Appreciative of Someone Holding the Door
- Umbrella Wars
- Sex
- Coke
- Same sex parents
- National Enquirer
- hot dogs
- Sleep aid
- Desktops
- Excess saliva
- Bullies
- Big hair on the subway
- Go away cousins
- Dirty buses
- hanging poop
- mass
- kids in the store
- donuts
- Friendships
- Shells and cheese
- grandparents
- Pets as family
- Kids toys
- Jews-christians
- Busy airports
- iPhone
- Stamp machines
- Duchess
- BK
- not all wives are bitchy
- 200 pound kids
- Hot phones
- Bats
- Amber alerts
- Biscuits and gravy
- Drones in public restrooms
- Food mags
- Buffalo wings
- John Q
- Pancreatic cancer
- salami
- Christian Bale
- poop on subway
- Megan Fox
- youtube
- Food sites
- baked fries
- Stock market
- Skinny babies
- Dating over 50
- Talking dogs
- Tramp stamp
- Angel soft
- TP
- female oral
- bad dentists
- Brad Pitt
- Bank lines
- Skinny penises
- The worst date
- Smelly armpits
- Airplane ownership
- Reading rainbow
- Independents
- Buses
Rant Abouts
Rant Royalty