They annoy everyone on the floor below you. Besides, you don’t have the space in a 400 sq. ft. apt

Is a talking bird creepy or what? It’s funny for a second, but not while it stares at you and talks. Just weird.

What do these things eat anyway? If we eat them, maybe they will go away…sky rats!

NYC has bird shit everywhere. Shot gun anyone? I’d like to take the first shot.

why can’t i just walk down to the park and get a pigeon, go home, cook it and eat….This is a free country people!!!

can’t these bird be quiet for once…imagine i went to a friends house and this talkative parrot wouldn’t stop ranting!!!

Not sure why NY seems to have an insane overpopulation of birds. All in one day, I stepped in shit and had shit on my pants (no it wasn’t mine).

Look I don’t know why but when I see a pigeon I just can’t bare to be close to them. You never know what they’re thinking and they always look alert which I find rude. Their eyes are crazy eyes. I have no problem with…

I swear if you poop on my car one more time, I’m picking up skeet shooting.