What do these things eat anyway? If we eat them, maybe they will go away…sky rats!

why can’t i just walk down to the park and get a pigeon, go home, cook it and eat….This is a free country people!!!

Look I don’t know why but when I see a pigeon I just can’t bare to be close to them. You never know what they’re thinking and they always look alert which I find rude. Their eyes are crazy eyes. I have no problem with…

I swear if you poop on my car one more time, I’m picking up skeet shooting.