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Rants - Sex

Added 3 years ago
Sex
If everyone would just get laid every day…the world would be a better place. So, here is an idea, go have sex NOW.
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 logan098
Added 3 years ago
Guys (or gals)… the alphabet on our clit doesn’t do the trick. Please, get a new plan ASAP.
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 hollyfr
Added 3 years ago
Skinny cocks are the worst. It doesn’t matter if you’re long, no one wants your noodle.
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 jazrice
Added 3 years ago
Can’t even imagine the pain. Only one girl let me do it. Any takers?
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 lawrence34
Added 3 years ago
Mine is ugly and so is yours. But, boy do they work some magic.
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 lawrence34
Added 3 years ago
There should be a better name for doggy style. How about cat style?
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 sandrak
Added 3 years ago
Love making is silly…screw that slow stuff. Everyone wants it hard and fast anyway!
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 tecsmex
Added 3 years ago
Why bother with a hooker? You can go to a bar to find a desperate girl much cheaper anyway.
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 tecsmex
Added 3 years ago
Guys, you aren’t that great in bed. It’s called faking it, and maybe you should try it too to get back at these girls.
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 tecsmex
Added 3 years ago
Yes, please! Women need to give more BJ’s for sure. And, men need to learn how to go down properly for sure.
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 ghostwriter
Added 3 years ago
Men…be sure to wash your balls. We wash our lady balls, so please stop thinking your things don’t stink!
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 stephd
Added 3 years ago
Can we not look like sex everywhere we go? I mean the clothes that barely cover our private parts are getting annoying. Looking like a billboard for walking sex shouldn’t be encouraged. What happened to leaving a little to the imagination?
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 Ross07
Added 3 years ago
The whole “once you go black, you don’t want to go back” is horseshit for me. I have sure gone black and gone back to anyone whether black or white who has his girth and his control perfectly on point.
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 Ashery