daven99's Rants

Added 5 years ago
Stop yelling in public. You sound, and look very stupid.
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 daven99
Added 5 years ago
In-laws are the worst thing to happen to mankind. Hey, what more can I say?
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 daven99
Added 9 years ago
Every family has too many cousins as it is. Then, when you become rich, everyone is your cousin.
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 daven99
Added 9 years ago
I don’t think I would sit on a public bus seat. Just imagine the semen, fecal matter, and urine all over the place.
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 daven99
Added 9 years ago
There is a such thing as wiping your dog. If you wipe your ass, please wipe their ass too.
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 daven99
Added 9 years ago
I love being a catholic. I love short masses even more.
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 daven99
Added 9 years ago
Put your kid on a leash if you have to. But, please stop letting them run wild in stores.
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 daven99
Added 9 years ago
Chocolate glazed donuts taste weird. I wish they would make up their mind, do you wanna be chocolate or glazed?
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 daven99