I love being a catholic. I love short masses even more.

God is real because I said so! So, go away with your hate and pessimism.

Not all muslims are bad, just like all people aren’t bad. Stop judging based on ignorance.

I think girls like Jews. These men tend to be a bit controlling, and I find that girls like that too. Maybe not too much control, but just enough to feel wanted.

I wish mass had some christian rock music playing in the background. Then, maybe I wouldn’t be so sleepy.

I hope deserving people actually go to hell. What if hell isn’t real? Then, what would we say to sucky people? Maybe, just go to a bad place.

I don’t understand why some atheists feel the need to shove their beliefs down the throats of others. Why try to argue god’s non-existence if technically you believe there isn’t a god? No sense in fighting over something that never existed in the first place.

If you don’t believe in God, that’s fine. But if I’m wrong about my faith, I end up being worm food. If you’re wrong, you’ve got a very long eternity ahead of you.